the fat brown fox topples over the fence
The quick brown fox jumps over the fence but topples due to his enormous belly. His center of gravity is unfortunately located on his gut. His mother, the D1 cross country fox, looks at her son in complete disappointment; how could she have raised this fatty?
“Mother,” the fat fox proclaims, “I want more oats please”
“More oats??? MORE OATS?” she flabbergasts, “what you need is a diet. How can you disappoint your ancestors like this?”
The fat fox sighs.
Inside her enlarged stomach contained 65 hot dogs. Without her mother’s knowledge, the fat fox had become a famous competitive eater, a defending champion of the regional hotdog eating competition.
my friend and I's funny take on "the quick brown fox jumps over the fence" was supposed to be how each person has different strengths..didnt finish